The Suite 607 Administration
Below is a list of all public servants of Suite 607, including and positions pending assignment.
Open Positions
- Administrator of the Federal Highway Administration
- Administrator of the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration
- Administrator, Federal Railroad Administration
- Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of Suite 607 to Denmark
- Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of Suite 607 to Luxembourg
- Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of Suite 607 to the 6th Floor
- Chief Executive
- Commissioner of the Suite 607 Parole Commission
- Deputy Under Secretary of Defense for Logistics and Material Readiness
- Director, Amtrak Reform Board
- Director, Battlefield Monuments Commission
- Director, Bureau of Land Management
- Director, Office of Science and Technology
- Director, Women's Bureau of the Department of Labor
- Entire Standing Army
- Executive Secretary of the National Security Council
- Justice of Supreme Court (District B)
- Justice of Supreme Court (District C)
- Minister of Christianity
- Permanent Representative to the Council of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
- President
- Secretary of Defense
- Secretary of Health
- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
- Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Disbanded Positions
- Bad Singing, Humming, and Whistling
- Secretary of Pornographic War
Tyler Bletsch
- Commissioner of Immigration and Naturalization
- Director of Selective Service
- Secretary of Labor
- Director, Federal Emergency Management Agency
- Secretary of Propaganda
- Secretary of Buying Stupid Crap
- Postmaster General
JT Brooks
- Director, Board of Directors for the Student Loan Marketing Association
- Representative of Suite 607 to the Fifty-fifth Session of the General Assembly of the United Nations
- Administrator for Defense Nuclear Nonproliferation
- Advisor, National Nuclear Security Administration
- Chief Justice of Supreme Court (District D)
- Secretary of Anime
- Secretary of Commerce
Bill Tracy
- Director, Defense Research and Engineering
- Special Assistant to the President and Senior Director for Gulf, Southwest Asia and Other Regional Issues, National Security Council
- Director, Environmental Protection Agency
- Secretary of Agriculture
- Secretary of Making Neat Stuff
- Justice of Supreme Court (District A)
- Attorney General
- Secretary of Treasury
- Secretary of Education
Gregory Parsons
- Director, Department of Transportation
- Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation
- Director, Advisory Council on Historic Preservation
- Director, National Institute of Standards and Technology at the Department of Commerce
- Secretary of State
- Secretary of Voltage
- Commissioner of FCC
- Secretary of Energy
