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| Suite 607 | Introduction | Top of Page |
| Background: | Suite 607 was founded in 2001 as a reaction to fierce 6th floor repression in the region. Since its inception, it has been a haven to intellectual refugees and Robert. |
| Suite 607 | Geography | Top of Page |
| Location: | About two-thirds away from the elevator, 6th floor, Sullivan Hall, North Carolina State University, Raleigh, North Carolina |
| Geographic coordinates: | 35:56:11 N, 75:42:26 W |
| Map references: | Sullivan Hall |
| Area: |
total:
0.000062088 sq km
land: 0.000062088 sq km water: 0 sq km |
| Area - comparative: | approximately 1/64449086 the size of Rhode Island |
| Land boundaries: |
total:
0.157988 km
border countries: USA 0.157988 km |
| Coastline: | 0.002 km (toilets) |
| Maritime claims: | 0.00000008 sq km (toilets) |
| Climate: | usually around 70F (21C), with random spurts of hot and cold |
| Terrain: | tile |
| Elevation extremes: |
lowest point:
6th story
highest point: 6th story plus 2 bunked beds |
| Natural resources: | old computers, rage, anime, "moron", tazers, things built out of other things with duct tape and wire, loud pornography, bad singing |
| Land use: |
arable land:
0%
permanent crops: 0% permanent pastures: 0% forests and woodland: 0% other: 100% (2001 est.) |
| Irrigated land: | 0 sq km (2001 est.) |
| Natural hazards: | loud pornography, an enraged Justin, deadly tazers, Lychee |
| Environment - current issues: | towels left in hall, boxers and toiletries left in bathroom, pornographic noise pollution, any thing else Bill doesn't take care of with fierce anal retention |
| Environment - international agreements: |
party to:
Nuclear Test Ban
signed, but not ratified: n/a |
| Geography - note: | Toilets count as reasonable bodies of water. |
| Suite 607 | People | Top of Page |
| Population: | 8 (2001 est.) |
| Age structure: |
0-14 years:
0% (male 0; female 0)
15-64 years: 100% (male 8; female 0) 65 years and over: 0% (male 0; female 0) (2001 est.) |
| Population growth rate: | 0% (2001 est.) |
| Birth rate: | 0 births/1,000 population (2001 est.) |
| Death rate: | 0 deaths/1,000 population (2001 est.) |
| Net migration rate: | 0 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2001 est.) |
| Sex ratio: |
at birth:
[Mathematically undefined] male(s)/female
under 15 years: [Mathematically undefined] male(s)/female 15-64 years: [Infinite] male(s)/female 65 years and over: [Mathematically undefined] male(s)/female total population: [Mathematically undefined] male(s)/female (2001 est.) |
| Infant mortality rate: | 0 deaths/1,000 live births (2001 est.) |
| Life expectancy at birth: |
total population:
74.37 years
male: 74.37 years female: 0 years (2001 est.) |
| Total fertility rate: | 0 children born/woman (2001 est.) |
| HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate: | less than 0.01% (2001 est.) |
| HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS: | NA |
| HIV/AIDS - deaths: | NA |
| Nationality: |
noun:
607ers
adjective: 607ian |
| Ethnic groups: | White 87.5%, Azad 12.5% |
| Religions: | 607ish 100% |
| Languages: | English 100%, 607ese 100% |
| Literacy: |
definition:
age 15 and over can read and write
total population: 100% male: 100% female: n/a (2001 est.) |
| Suite 607 | Government | Top of Page |
| Country name: |
conventional long form:
Sovereign State of Suite 607
conventional short form: Suite 607 local long form: The Suite in Which I Am Currently Residing local short form: This Suite former: Member Suite 607 of Sullivan Hall |
| Government type: | Divinely Inspired Democracy |
| Capital: | Bathroom |
| Administrative divisions: | 4 rooms (A, B, C, D) |
| Independence: | 8 October 2001 |
| National holiday: | Independence Day, 8 October (2001) |
| Constitution: | pending |
| Legal system: | Each room has a justice able to decide cases not involving members of that room. |
| Suffrage: | Whosoever is talking to Tyler when he's working on the webpage or propaganda |
| Executive branch: | Justin |
| Legislative branch: | Tyler |
| Judicial branch: | 4 Justices, including one chief justice (Tyler Bletsch (C), JT Brooks (D), Bill Tracy (A), Azad Karimi (B)) |
| Political parties and leaders: | n/a |
| Political pressure groups and leaders: | 6th Floor RAs to Have Everyone Conform to the Will of the State |
| International organization participation: | NATO, UN |
| Diplomatic representation in the US: |
none; note - embassy operations suspended 8 October 2001
consulate(s) general: n/a |
| Diplomatic representation from the US: | n/a |
| Flag description: | A baby putting his hand into fire, with the inscription "Fig. XLVII". Taken from Rene Descartes's De homine, 1662. |
| Suite 607 | Economy | Top of Page |
| Economy - overview: | Suite 607 is an extremely rich, toileted country, highly dependent on its citizen's strengths. |
| GDP: | purchasing power parity - $0 billion (2000 est.) |
| GDP - real growth rate: | 0% |
| GDP - per capita: | purchasing power parity - $0 (2000 est.) |
| GDP - composition by sector: |
agriculture:
0%
industry: 100% services: 0% (2001) |
| Population below poverty line: | 0% |
| Household income or consumption by percentage share: |
lowest 10%:
0%
highest 10%: 0% |
| Inflation rate (consumer prices): | 0% |
| Labor force: | 0.000008 million (2001 est.) |
| Labor force - by occupation: | agriculture 0%, industry 100%, services 0% (2001 est.) |
| Unemployment rate: | 87.5% |
| Budget: |
revenues:
$0
expenditures: $0 |
| Industries: | old computers, lychee, boxed rage, loud pornography |
| Electricity - production: | 1.21 GWh (2001) |
| Electricity - production by source: |
fossil fuel:
0%
hydro: 0% nuclear: 0.01% Greg: 99.99% (2001) |
| Electricity - consumption: | 1.209999999 GWh (1999) |
| Electricity - exports: | 0 GWh (2001) |
| Electricity - imports: | 0 GWh (1999) |
| Agriculture - products: | Lychee |
| Exports: | $0 million (does not include opium) (2001 est.) |
| Exports - commodities: | Lychee |
| Exports - partners: | Korean Grocery Store Next to Food Lion |
| Imports: | Old computer crap |
| Imports - commodities: | Anime |
| Imports - partners: | Cameron, that One French Guy, that Other Guy |
| Debt - external: | $0.000048 billion (2001 est.) |
| Economic aid - recipient: | NCSU Financial Aid provided about $0.006 million in intellectual assistance in 2001; NCSU continues to contribute to multilateral assistance through the financial aid programs of book aid, tuition, land mine removal, and a wide range of aid to refugees and displaced persons |
| Currency: | U.S. Dollar (USD) pending ratification of the 607upee |
| Currency code: | 607 |
| Exchange rates: | US Dollars per US Dollar: 1 |
| Fiscal year: | 8 October - 7 October |
| Suite 607 | Communications | Top of Page |
| Telephones - main lines in use: | 4 (2001) |
| Telephones - mobile cellular: | 3 |
| Telephone system: |
general assessment:
very limited telephone and telegraph service
domestic: excellent international: crap |
| Radio broadcast stations: | 0 |
| Radios: | 4 (2001) |
| Television broadcast stations: | ~1 (when Greg sets it up) |
| Televisions: | 5 (2001) |
| Internet country code: | .607 |
| Internet Service Providers (ISPs): | 1 (2001) |
| Internet users: | 8 |
| Suite 607 | Transportation | Top of Page |
| Hallways: |
total:
0.005 km
tiled: 0.005 km |
| Railways: |
total:
0 km
broad gauge: 0 km |
| Highways: |
total:
0 km
paved: 0 km unpaved: 0 km (2001 est.) |
| Waterways: | 0 km |
| Pipelines: | 0 |
| Ports and harbors: | 0 |
| Airports: | 0 |
| Airports - with paved runways: | total: 0 |
| Airports - with unpaved runways: | total: 0 |
| Heliports: | 0 (2001 est.) |
| Suite 607 | Military | Top of Page |
| Military branches: | Kevin |
| Military manpower - military age: | 20 years of age |
| Military manpower - availability: | males age 15-49: 8 (2001 est.) |
| Military manpower - fit for military service: | males age 15-49: 7 (2001 est.) |
| Military manpower - reaching military age annually: | males: 0 (2001 est.) |
| Military expenditures - dollar figure: | $0 |
| Military expenditures - percent of GDP: | 0% |
| Suite 607 | Transnational Issues | Top of Page |
| Disputes - international: | fiercely repressed by 6th floor, Sullivan Hall, trade disagreement with Luxembourg |
| Illicit drugs: | Ask Robert |