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Suite 607    Introduction Top of Page
Background: Suite 607 was founded in 2001 as a reaction to fierce 6th floor repression in the region. Since its inception, it has been a haven to intellectual refugees and Robert.
Suite 607    Geography Top of Page
Location: About two-thirds away from the elevator, 6th floor, Sullivan Hall, North Carolina State University, Raleigh, North Carolina
Geographic coordinates: 35:56:11 N, 75:42:26 W
Map references: Sullivan Hall
Area: total:  0.000062088 sq km

land:  0.000062088 sq km

water:  0 sq km
Area - comparative: approximately 1/64449086 the size of Rhode Island
Land boundaries: total:  0.157988 km

border countries:  USA 0.157988 km
Coastline: 0.002 km (toilets)
Maritime claims: 0.00000008 sq km (toilets)
Climate: usually around 70F (21C), with random spurts of hot and cold
Terrain: tile
Elevation extremes: lowest point:  6th story

highest point:  6th story plus 2 bunked beds
Natural resources: old computers, rage, anime, "moron", tazers, things built out of other things with duct tape and wire, loud pornography, bad singing
Land use: arable land:  0%

permanent crops:  0%

permanent pastures:  0%

forests and woodland:  0%

other:  100% (2001 est.)
Irrigated land: 0 sq km (2001 est.)
Natural hazards: loud pornography, an enraged Justin, deadly tazers, Lychee
Environment - current issues: towels left in hall, boxers and toiletries left in bathroom, pornographic noise pollution, any thing else Bill doesn't take care of with fierce anal retention
Environment - international agreements: party to:  Nuclear Test Ban

signed, but not ratified:  n/a
Geography - note: Toilets count as reasonable bodies of water.
Suite 607    People Top of Page
Population: 8 (2001 est.)
Age structure: 0-14 years:  0% (male 0; female 0)

15-64 years:  100% (male 8; female 0)

65 years and over:  0% (male 0; female 0) (2001 est.)
Population growth rate: 0% (2001 est.)
Birth rate: 0 births/1,000 population (2001 est.)
Death rate: 0 deaths/1,000 population (2001 est.)
Net migration rate: 0 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2001 est.)
Sex ratio: at birth:  [Mathematically undefined] male(s)/female

under 15 years:  [Mathematically undefined] male(s)/female

15-64 years:  [Infinite] male(s)/female

65 years and over:  [Mathematically undefined] male(s)/female

total population:  [Mathematically undefined] male(s)/female (2001 est.)
Infant mortality rate: 0 deaths/1,000 live births (2001 est.)
Life expectancy at birth: total population:  74.37 years

male:  74.37 years

female:  0 years (2001 est.)
Total fertility rate: 0 children born/woman (2001 est.)
HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate: less than 0.01% (2001 est.)
HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS: NA
HIV/AIDS - deaths: NA
Nationality: noun:  607ers

adjective:  607ian
Ethnic groups: White 87.5%, Azad 12.5%
Religions: 607ish 100%
Languages: English 100%, 607ese 100%
Literacy: definition:  age 15 and over can read and write

total population:  100%

male:  100%

female:  n/a (2001 est.)
Suite 607    Government Top of Page
Country name: conventional long form:  Sovereign State of Suite 607

conventional short form:  Suite 607

local long form:  The Suite in Which I Am Currently Residing

local short form:  This Suite

former:  Member Suite 607 of Sullivan Hall
Government type: Divinely Inspired Democracy
Capital: Bathroom
Administrative divisions: 4 rooms (A, B, C, D)
Independence: 8 October 2001
National holiday: Independence Day, 8 October (2001)
Constitution: pending
Legal system: Each room has a justice able to decide cases not involving members of that room.
Suffrage: Whosoever is talking to Tyler when he's working on the webpage or propaganda
Executive branch: Justin
Legislative branch: Tyler
Judicial branch: 4 Justices, including one chief justice (Tyler Bletsch (C), JT Brooks (D), Bill Tracy (A), Azad Karimi (B))
Political parties and leaders: n/a
Political pressure groups and leaders: 6th Floor RAs to Have Everyone Conform to the Will of the State
International organization participation: NATO, UN
Diplomatic representation in the US: none; note - embassy operations suspended 8 October 2001

consulate(s) general:  n/a
Diplomatic representation from the US: n/a
Flag description: A baby putting his hand into fire, with the inscription "Fig. XLVII". Taken from Rene Descartes's De homine, 1662.
Suite 607    Economy Top of Page
Economy - overview: Suite 607 is an extremely rich, toileted country, highly dependent on its citizen's strengths.
GDP: purchasing power parity - $0 billion (2000 est.)
GDP - real growth rate: 0%
GDP - per capita: purchasing power parity - $0 (2000 est.)
GDP - composition by sector: agriculture:  0%

industry:  100%

services:  0% (2001)
Population below poverty line: 0%
Household income or consumption by percentage share: lowest 10%:  0%

highest 10%:  0%
Inflation rate (consumer prices): 0%
Labor force: 0.000008 million (2001 est.)
Labor force - by occupation: agriculture 0%, industry 100%, services 0% (2001 est.)
Unemployment rate: 87.5%
Budget: revenues:  $0

expenditures:  $0
Industries: old computers, lychee, boxed rage, loud pornography
Electricity - production: 1.21 GWh (2001)
Electricity - production by source: fossil fuel:  0%

hydro:  0%

nuclear:  0.01%

Greg:  99.99% (2001)
Electricity - consumption: 1.209999999 GWh (1999)
Electricity - exports: 0 GWh (2001)
Electricity - imports: 0 GWh (1999)
Agriculture - products: Lychee
Exports: $0 million (does not include opium) (2001 est.)
Exports - commodities: Lychee
Exports - partners: Korean Grocery Store Next to Food Lion
Imports: Old computer crap
Imports - commodities: Anime
Imports - partners: Cameron, that One French Guy, that Other Guy
Debt - external: $0.000048 billion (2001 est.)
Economic aid - recipient: NCSU Financial Aid provided about $0.006 million in intellectual assistance in 2001; NCSU continues to contribute to multilateral assistance through the financial aid programs of book aid, tuition, land mine removal, and a wide range of aid to refugees and displaced persons
Currency: U.S. Dollar (USD) pending ratification of the 607upee
Currency code: 607
Exchange rates: US Dollars per US Dollar: 1
Fiscal year: 8 October - 7 October
Suite 607    Communications Top of Page
Telephones - main lines in use: 4 (2001)
Telephones - mobile cellular: 3
Telephone system: general assessment:  very limited telephone and telegraph service

domestic:  excellent

international:  crap
Radio broadcast stations: 0
Radios: 4 (2001)
Television broadcast stations: ~1 (when Greg sets it up)
Televisions: 5 (2001)
Internet country code: .607
Internet Service Providers (ISPs): 1 (2001)
Internet users: 8
Suite 607    Transportation Top of Page
Hallways: total:  0.005 km

tiled:  0.005 km
Railways: total:  0 km

broad gauge:  0 km
Highways: total:  0 km

paved:  0 km

unpaved:  0 km (2001 est.)
Waterways: 0 km
Pipelines: 0
Ports and harbors: 0
Airports: 0
Airports - with paved runways: total:  0
Airports - with unpaved runways: total:  0
Heliports: 0 (2001 est.)
Suite 607    Military Top of Page
Military branches: Kevin
Military manpower - military age: 20 years of age
Military manpower - availability: males age 15-49:  8 (2001 est.)
Military manpower - fit for military service: males age 15-49:  7 (2001 est.)
Military manpower - reaching military age annually: males:  0 (2001 est.)
Military expenditures - dollar figure: $0
Military expenditures - percent of GDP: 0%
Suite 607    Transnational Issues Top of Page
Disputes - international: fiercely repressed by 6th floor, Sullivan Hall, trade disagreement with Luxembourg
Illicit drugs: Ask Robert